How to change?"
B:"Before we get married, I talk, she is willing to listen to.In the honeymoon trip, she talks, I am willing to listen to.Two of us talk now, none of everyones listenned to."
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A graduate student rushes into and hands over doctoral dissertation and continuously press his too
It is too quicker to type.He says:"If I get married again, definitely marry a word
The wife beating quickly and good."
Her instant answer says:"Your idea pours quite good.If I remarry
Person, definitely marry have already got hold of the husband of Ph.D. degree."
The text chapter 4288 good thing with bad thing/definitely Dou/still my kid
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The shell Er large talk says how that his wife grows is beautiful.A friend pulls him to one side the low voice ask him:"You really don't know that your wife carries you and do four lovers seduce?"
"That how again?I would rather possess 100 cents to a good thing it
20 rights don't want to monopolize a bad thing as well."
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John returns to a home and discovers that his wife and a friends and relatives are warm and affectionate in the bedroom.
"Bastard!"He loudly scolds.
"I want to duel with you, let's arrive next room to go!"
After getting into room, John says:"We dynasty the air beat empty gun, then two people all pour on the ground and see the Yi lotus run to who nearby, so can see what she loved is who?"
The gun voice rang twice.The Yi lotus discovers after coming in that two of him all lie on the floor, run to the wardrobe side to call:"Is dear, come out!They all died!"
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The wife who will soon die says:"I can not take this secret to the grave to go!I admit being not your son according to Salk."
"Talk nonsense!That he is a whose son?"
"BE our agent He Si thin Er virtuous son!"
"I in no case believe!One is like thin Er of He Si virtuous so of beautiful man does the ability and your ugly woman like this combine?"
"I gave him 3,000 francs!"
"This how may?You from where make to arrive so much money?"
"From your cashier."
"Lo, still my kid!"
The text chapter 4289 has already previously invites/there are words/acute disease in the words
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The wife dresses beautifully dressed, prepare to go out, the husband asks her to arrive where.She seriously says to the husband:"Rational soup Qiong Si, I the appointment from the same right bower agree on for a month before we get married."
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George is on business and unexpectedly goes home in advance.When he from lead the telephone of way to walk beside dated, telephone bell coincidentally ring.He starts to hold a words tube, after listenning to in a short while answer:"You stir wrong number, had better make a phone call for weather station!"
Immediately after, George walks into a bedroom.He that young and beautiful wife be dressed in one is light and soft to transparently sleep skirt to lie on the back at the seat of the dream think a bed up.
"Who beat of telephone?"She asks.
"Is devil of a genius to know, " George answered, "seem a man who makes an environmental protection work, he wants to know the air here recently how."
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Nearsighted girl decision that isn't willing to wear glasses wants matrimony and finally look for
Mr. Right, the double double honeymooned to go to.
After coming back, once her mother see and absolutely stunned and hurriedly made a phone call
Give eye doctor."Doctor, " she out of breathly and loudly way, "please
You come right away, is an acute disease, my daughter isn't willing to wear spectacles for near sight, now
BE coming back from honeymooning ……"
The "wife, " doctor doesn't waits she to finish saying and then interrupt a way, "do not become nervous,
Please your daughter to my medical come!No matter how it is her eye disease
Trouble can't is an acute disease, either."
"How to isn't an acute disease?"The mother says that" is with the male whom she comes back
Of, isn't the person who honeymoons with her in times before!"
The text chapter 42901,000 kisses/the disloyalty/fact is contrary
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The section Mr. En's newly married didn't go out to go into business for several days, he told just before walking
Wife will send once on time living expenses for each week.
Passed by for three weeks, section wife En didn't receive husband's penny
Money, beat telegram for husband to urge to ask:"Please soon send money, the landlord forces to rent."
Led for two days, section wife En received a wiring back of husband:"Recently namely
Remit, I love you and kiss for 1,000."
Led for a week again, section Mr. En still didn't send money, but he
Received cuckoldry a telegram:"Is dear, now need not hasty, you
Kiss for my 1,000, I gave the landlord the Sir, he said that the rent can be again
Also need not handed over."
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After divorcing in the litigation court, listenning to the phrase of providing of both parties, the judge says:"Too
Shine on to see like this too, you really to your husband's disloyalty."
"!It is a husband to my disloyalty."The wife indignantly calls a way, " he
Say to be on business for a week, but the third day came back."
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Wife:"You too falsely through, see a beautiful female each time
Person, absolutely forget oneself have been already got married!"
Husband:"Is exactly the opposite, I see a beautiful woman each time, in the mind
Is the most unforgettable, be have been already got married."
The text chapter 4291 waits for/touch a view to living feeling/how handle
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Both the husband and wife visit fashionable art exposition together.When they walk to an only cover up to disgrace a department by a few leaves of naked female portrait front, the husband immediately and dumbstruckly stands over there,Monster Beats, all don't want to leave for a long time very much.
The wife is unbearable, roar a way:"Feed!You want to stand till autumn and wait for leaf dropping down just pleased!"
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A rightness of newly married couples arrive outskirts to play, the on the way is after Zhao in the one lake.
The wife sees one dialogue goose that visit leisurely in the lake and then say to the husband:"Is dear, you see them living to get how fine, only wish we are also similar to them."
Husband one speech doesn't deliver.
In the evening, go home at them on the way, again after that lake Zhao, and then see one dialogue goose.The wife says again:"You see them still and get along with together, hasn't been separating."
At this time, the husband opened mouth:"Is dear, you cautiously see again, that female goose is no longer a morning that."
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