You, you order of the wallpaper have already arrived goods."
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Son:"Father, the classmate called my nickname again today!"
Father:"BE who?"
Son:"Is that'big mouth crow'!"
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The clock clock is a full clansmen, home totally the sister is three, the full clan imperial house girl calls"space space", the boy calls "shell Lei Ye".So the daughter of elder sister rises named space space, two elder sisters' sons rise named shell shell, the clock clock decides to own kid since named joy joy(Lei Lei).The mother of clock clock says:"Luckily I born your sister three, aren't not old four kidses calling a grandpa?"
The text chapter 407937 open/BE who/water is hot
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Son hairiness disease, the father accompanies him to do surgical operation.Trouble just right, if general anaesthesia, 800 dollars;If the son matches with, can also with the local anesthesia, 200 dollars.The father and son's companies measure and use local anesthesia, 600 dollars 37 reducing opens, and the son promised.
The preparation work of surgical operation just nervously carry on.Suddenly, the son who lies in the surgical operation on the stage whoops, see father.Kid, you have what way, have to break rules to allow a father to come in.
"Daddy, those 37 open is that I take 70%, you take 30%,Beats By Dr Dre Studio, rightness?"The son says.
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The silent few speech of some boy.He livings a with some female after getting married female, call small Jiao.The small Jiao grows 10 years old, finally can not restrain curiosity, pull its mother's dress Jin, ask a way:"Mother, " she points a some male, "this person together have a meal with us every day, he is who ah?"
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The father drinks many return to a house, lie down and then sleep.Slept in a short while, suddenly said by the ground of Rang Rang:"Water, water!"The son poured water for father, the father connected to come over to quaff in one gulp, immediately confused grasped on the wall several sleep again.Led a period of time again, father again get up call want to drink water, the son poured water again, the father drinks behind again confused grasped 1 on the wall.Son very oddness why father will so, hence oneself also poured water to learn the father's appearance to quaff in one gulp, didn't expect, he also confusedly grasped on the wall and scolded a way in mouth:"His mama of, so hot!"
The text chapter 4080 wood pimple/lead a cave/return lipstick
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Kid:Mother, father how bald-headed?
Mother:Father thinks of the affair is too many bald-headed.
Kid:, Originally the mother is to don't think the wood pimple of anything!
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The mother female takes train trip, train before driving into a cave, the mother lies prone on the daughter's ear low voice to whisper a way:"Carefully order son, the side sits in seat of honor of man's look in the eyes is always not in the right."Led a cave, the mother asked a daughter to have an abnormality, the daughter frustratedly says:"Get to next cave to still need to walk how long?"
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The daughter puts on lipstick before mirror, the mother worries very much.
Mother:The lipstick is a male the classmate give of.
Daughter:BE ah.
Mother:The female kid doesn't should literally accept a male the kid's gift, returned at once.
Daughter:I am still shouting.
Mother:What?
Daughter:I put on on the mouth and return again to him every day it.
The text chapter 4081 cactus/African refugee/translate a film producer
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The son is a knight errant fan.
One God the Father son a pair visit park, the Zhang-like in shape plant of the son to a kind of whole body full with sting is very interested in, and asking the father is what 4 plants.The father says BE"cactus.The son rounded cactus to turn along while, and then asked:"Which group does the cactus belong to?"
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The grandmother who don't know a word just and her grandson is watching television news.
At this time, appeared the refugee of a group of Africas on the appearance.
The grandmother asks:"Those people are who? is doing Shi Mo?"
The grandson answers:"That is the refugee of Africa, didn't eat for rice, good wretchedness!"
The grandmother listenned to disagree very much of say:"Is bogus! didn't eat for rice, how be the Mo still rich to have permanent wave?"
Grandson:"....."
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Translated a film producer to just head for domestic long time ago, one the village is under the inciting of granddaughter, the old woman saw one translating a film producer.
Granddaughter:Grandmother, is the movie interesting?
Grandmother:Movie nothing important meaning can see the big-nosed speaking that Chinese's pouring is pretty interesting.
The tragedy/universal love/Sa of the text chapter 4082 annoyance of the brothers
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The someone suicide leaves the nether record with the Hou:
"I and a widow get married, she has the daughter of an adulthood. my father with my after female the occurrence be in love but got married with her- consequently became me of son-in-law, but I of changed to do me after the female of mother, because she is the father's wife."
"My wife borns a son, he certainly would is my father's younger brother Qi, is also my uncle at the same time, because he is my after the mother's son."
"My father's wife also borns a son, the son certainly is my brothers, also my grandson at the same time there, because he is my daughter's son."
"Therefore, my wife woulds be my grandmother, because is my mother's mother- I am my cuckoldry the husband is also her grandson at the same time- but is his grandfather because of the husband of a person's grandmother- so I am my own grandfather!"
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A day in the bus hustled, the daughter sees the universal love get empty, the Wu is very considerate of call the father sat in the past, he told her:"That is the universal love, is the aunt for old man, old woman, kid and big belly sits, I can not sit."
Unexpectedly the daughter answers:"You can sit! you have big belly!"
Father:"...!@#$%&"
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Formerly formerly there are three brotherses, the eldest brother is called Liu Mang, old two be called Cai Dao, old three be called trouble, one day bother to be missing.
The eldest brother takes old two seeking of hasteseses old three bother, but how the Mo seek to all can not find, the Wu is an eldest brother to then take old two report to the police, entered a police station and then shout way:I am Liu Mang(rascal) to take Cai Dao(chopper) to ask for trouble!
The text chapter 4083 simpleton/need not worry/beg absolute being to protect
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