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The some village is abundant culture to live and establish little Lin Hui, invited small A to be coach, small A was also a Fu not is many all boxings that hope, teach the member of team every day.On the first, the member of team discover a small A face purple a piece of up the green cake of of, ask:"Coach, your face how?"
Small A touches a face and ashamedly say:"Fought and let the wife beat several bottoms with wife last night."
"Are not you a meeting fighting skill?How to still make him beat?"The member of team ask.
Small A says:"She doesn't understand to press a set of road to beat again, what way do I have?"
The text chapter 4386 lately gets married text of oath/need not you teach/waste/look for man/who is a head of family 【repair yesterday 】
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Each elders person of hometown , today, is me and the day of wife newly married exultation, experienced successively for several years, you made track for the pain that I rush through, it isn't easy to really come it combining of today.So, for keeping firmly in mind this fine time, also make each friend rest assured, take an oath now for according to:
The first insists the wife's absolute leadership.Wife in the home is the first forever, the kid is the second, the puppy is the third, I the fourth.
The second, hard the performance"four sons"s principle, be like a grandson to the wife, be like a filial son to the mother-in-law, have a meal to be like mosquito, the stem lives to be like a liar.
The third takes good care of a wife, does a civilization husband and attains "beat not to strike back, scold not return, the smiling face faces to send cold face bore".
The fourth sincerely accepts the despotism of wife feelings, "don't talk with stranger",Cheap Beats By Dr Dre, particularly not the ability talk with unfamiliar woman.The old woman asking the way certainly excepted.
The fifth insists that all of the wages funds pay system.Don't alter a ticket, don't hide money in the wardrobe.However, every month can apply for to receive 500 dollars zero flowers.Brackets, yen.
The sixth actively responds to "six eggs"s call.The face that can see a wife, want to kiss face before going out, the sleeping wants face against face egg.Be getting older, will never can shout her"change egg", the wife scolds "bastard", I am "soft egg".
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There is one somebody else, home Jie according to, a night, the son discovers that his/her own mosquito net contains one hole, there is gnat into pass in and out, the son feels play so much, hence the continuously cry goes in and goes in, such and such and well long-term;Suddenly listen to for the father lambaste in the next door, {you did smelly boy, Lao Tze and your mama do so for several years,still teach with you?
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Check Er Si complaint the wife spend money too wasted."You is what mean, unexpectedly say that I waste?"The wife gnash teeth in hatred ground calls, " I spend every cent money all on the family.You are to spend money indiscriminately."
"How did I use indiscriminately?"
"Like say that-" wife points at fire extinguisher to say, "you buy of the fire extinguisher already 2 years, but connect have never used at a time."
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The root virtuous wife flustered and frustratedly walks into a police station, Rang way:"My husband disappeared and asked a help to seek."
She describes the husband's outward appearance characteristic BE:Gao Gao's statures, very handsome, be like rich man very much ……
"How?I know a virtuous Sir."Stand to say at a police of one side, "he is fat and short, bald, eye bubble puffiness, one is mutually poor and envious ……"
The "is ah, " root virtuous wife says, "however, if you find out a person like that who just said with me, I didn't want the guy of that bald."
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The one family beat just noisily.The police hears sound quickly run over to put out strength ground to knock on door.
What to come to open the door is a great anger women.The police asks her:"Wife, who are your head of families ?"The woman pauses for breath to say:"After a while tell you, I just decide this matter with husband!"
The text chapter 4387 difference/three kid/autumn's hair/green vegetableses and meat/humiliate small and weak 【repair yesterday 】
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A gentleman and a fair lady across car window farewell.The train opened, 2 people were tears cover the face.An old woman person sitting on the gentleman nearby, condition witnessed just, to tears still don't of the gentleman say:"This I understand.And the beloved wife leave, which afraid a minute, that mood is also ……"
"Yes, I this is the cuckoldry to once nearby go."
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There are a rightness of husband and wife, the husband is great man's doctrine, they have four kids, he calls each time the time of wife loudly of call way;Four kids mama!.Once on a friend's birthday PARTY.This father can't sees his wife then and loudly call a way: four kids mama.Where are you .?.His wife also Hao Don't mention it of does the horselaugh make me am here!Three kids dad!
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A male goes to and goes to periodical market in the town and sees public to see a public notice.The public notice contents is the matter of hair(shear the next wool in autumn) that procures an autumn.This Si doesn't know a word and ask a side person contents of paper why matter, answer Yue:"Procure the hair in autumn".This Si thinks:Having never thoughted of this hair on the son of Lao Shi can also sell money.(he listenned to into ball hair)Return to a house, sheared ball hair, can on seeing, too little.Say to the wife:Sheared your hair also, I we two hairs didn't distinguish and gathered together more point.
On the second day, from the town last time house, scold.The wife asks how selling price is.Answer Yue:"Do not lift, somebody else's one eye discovered Chan leave".Ask again, answer Yue:"The somebody else says that this that is the ball(autumn) hair, his mama's bi hair".
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One farm woman comes back from the natal home, the on the way urine is hasty, hence squat down to urinate with wayside grass in the cluster, at this time, a burst of light breeze once blows, the small grass concusses with the breeze, a blade of grass at the right moment scarts farm woman private parts, and the strange Yang is matchless.Farm woman hence denounce openly:"Small Ya ah, small Ya, you how similar to kid his daddy, knows to eat meat and eat a green vegetables don't go as well."
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There are three wenches in Mr. Li's house, is 5 years old respectively, 3 years old, 1-year-old.Mr. Li gets off work to go home every day, three wenches successively push forward and tie up him have no a way.Finally, he always tries to please ground to say:"Is lovely, lovely, don't be noisy.The eldest brother is the most lovely, old two also lovely, is just old at 31:00 son is not lovely either."Mrs. Lee listenned to defy spirit rather:"How to say this words?Is all similar!"Mr. Li says with smile:"Are you why the need for earnest?Is anyway old three don't understand."
The text chapter 4388 jumps off a building/repair the brain medicine water/midnight fortuitous/lead line(county)/book in the house 【today the first is more 】
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A couple fight.His wife for frightenning him, if you again come I jump down from the 6th floors go to.But his husband not is make her don't want to jump/but is say you if want to jump I will help you a push you descend go to of, but you don't want to fall off the kid in the belly awake.I have no now time to embrace a kid!Give this time underneath of a the old woman see her this appearance.The old woman say very impatiently:"You have to jump, quickly jump, I am still going to buy vegetables to cook!"
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